Disenchanted is a Disney movie that was released in November 2022 on Disney+. Whether you’ve seen this sequel or not, you’re going to find these Disenchanted quotes so fun to read.
Disenchanted is a sequel to the 2007 movie Enchanted. Disenchanted has the original cast, plus other actors and actresses that everyone likes.
It stars Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden, Idina Menzel, Maya Rudolph, and more.
The movie follows Giselle, Robert Phillip, Morgan, and their new baby Sophia moving to a suburban area called Monroeville.
Giselle isn’t too happy living there and wishes for her family to have the perfect fairy tale. This accidentally turns the city into Monrolasia, a fantasy kingdom. Now Giselle has to hurry and reverse what she has done.
If you’re wondering if this movie is suitable for children or not, you can refer to this Disenchanted Parents Guide.
You’re going to love these Disenchanted movie quotes! There are love quotes, life quotes, magical quotes, motivational quotes, and inspirational quotes.
Disenchanted Quotes
1. I wished for a fairy tale life and it’s all gone terribly wrong. – Giselle
2. Oh, that’s… sarcasm. – Giselle
3. It’s the closest thing to Andalasia I’ve ever seen! – Giselle
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4. An Andalasian wishing wand. – Giselle
5. Monrolasia has a queen? – Giselle
6. And she’s a magic queen, those are always fun. – Giselle
7. Stepdaughters always live in attics or dungeons. – Giselle
8. I’m so sorry. I don’t want minions. – Giselle
9. Only the person who wields the magic remembers it clearly. – Giselle
10. I’m not vain. I just look good in everything! -Giselle
11. Who knew that being a villain could be so liberating? – Giselle
12. It’s not that I’m unhappy… I wonder if time’s just slipping away… – Robert
13. Time to be heroes! – Robert
14. Teenagers are like this. She’ll be fine. – Robert
15. I’m a commuter now. – Robert
16. Surely there’s an adventure out here somewhere! – Robert
17. Oh, I had the craziest dreams last night. – Robert
18. My sweet Giselle. You’ve come back to me. – Robert
19. A very large and cranky dragon is just what I’ve been looking for. – Robert
20. You’re dwelling. Are you poor now? – Edward
21. How do you live in this place? – Edward
22. How desperate you must be to truly do something. – Edward
23. Morgan, you’re the key! – Edward
24. I’m not dead, you merely grazed me! – Edward
25. Oh, I can’t be an evil cat! They eat chipmunks! – Pip
26. Turns out New York wasn’t Giselle’s happily ever after after all. – Pip
27. Life got so busy it felt like a sleeping curse fell on them every night. – Pip
28. I feel superior to all living things. – Pip
29. A little advice. Get a life. She hates you both. – Pip
30. Memories are the most powerful magic of all, I know. – Morgan
31. I’m living the full cliche here. – Morgan
32. Everyone agrees it’s a tragedy. – Morgan
33. I feel like a human get well bouquet. – Morgan
34. I wish I was home with my mom. – Morgan
35. Yes, that was sarcasm. My day sucked. – Morgan
36. She is not my mother. She is my stepmother. – Morgan
37. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who’s the most powerful of them all? – Malvina
38. Once you found where you fit, Monroeville can be whatever you wish. – Malvina
39. Mirror, what kind of magic is this? – Malvina
40. I weave. – Malvina
41. Delusional, but hilarious. – Malvina
42. Isn’t it marvelous when two worlds come together in such harmony? – Malvina
43. They’re just butterflies- idiots! – Malvina
44. You two are the worst. – Malvina
45. Happily ever after is more a concept here than it is a thing. – Nancy
46. We do whimsy very well. – Nancy
47. We have dragons and ogre rebellions. – Nancy
48. She made this town what it is. – Rosaleen
49. I’m not the one she tried to turn into a toad. – Rosaleen
50. That’s wicked. – Rosaleen
51. We said most powerful, not the prettiest. – Ruby
52. Over and over and over and over. And then you die. – Commuter
53. We really did have magic memories here, didn’t we? – Giselle
We did. And we’ll have more. Trust me, if I learned anything from meeting a princess on a billboard, it’s that sometimes you just have to take a leap. – Robert
Let’s start our new life. – Giselle
54. This story begins where the old one left off in the kingdom of New York after ‘happily ever after’. – Pip
After? But there is no after, after ‘happily ever after’. – Chipmunk #1
Yeah. You just get married, then nothing ever happens to you again. – Cipmunk #2
Oh not in this world. Over there, things would never stop happening. – Pip
55. Does anyone in Andalasia just say stuff? – Morgan
Not if we can help it. – Giselle
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