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55 Disenchanted Quotes That’ll Instantly Make You Smile

Published by Elizabeth Morgan on December 15, 2022

Disenchanted is a Disney movie that was released in November 2022 on Disney+. Whether you’ve seen this sequel or not, you’re going to find these Disenchanted quotes so fun to read.

Disenchanted is a sequel to the 2007 movie Enchanted. Disenchanted has the original cast, plus other actors and actresses that everyone likes.

It stars Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden, Idina Menzel, Maya Rudolph, and more.

The movie follows Giselle, Robert Phillip, Morgan, and their new baby Sophia moving to a suburban area called Monroeville.

Giselle isn’t too happy living there and wishes for her family to have the perfect fairy tale. This accidentally turns the city into Monrolasia, a fantasy kingdom. Now Giselle has to hurry and reverse what she has done.

If you’re wondering if this movie is suitable for children or not, you can refer to this Disenchanted Parents Guide.

You’re going to love these Disenchanted movie quotes! There are love quotes, life quotes, magical quotes, motivational quotes, and inspirational quotes.

Disenchanted Quotes

1. I wished for a fairy tale life and it’s all gone terribly wrong. – Giselle

2. Oh, that’s… sarcasm. – Giselle

3. It’s the closest thing to Andalasia I’ve ever seen! – Giselle

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4. An Andalasian wishing wand. – Giselle

5. Monrolasia has a queen? – Giselle

6. And she’s a magic queen, those are always fun. – Giselle

7. Stepdaughters always live in attics or dungeons. – Giselle

8. I’m so sorry. I don’t want minions. – Giselle

9. Only the person who wields the magic remembers it clearly. – Giselle

10. I’m not vain. I just look good in everything! -Giselle

11. Who knew that being a villain could be so liberating? – Giselle

12. It’s not that I’m unhappy… I wonder if time’s just slipping away… – Robert

13. Time to be heroes! – Robert

14. Teenagers are like this. She’ll be fine. – Robert

15. I’m a commuter now. – Robert

16. Surely there’s an adventure out here somewhere! – Robert

17. Oh, I had the craziest dreams last night. – Robert

18. My sweet Giselle. You’ve come back to me. – Robert

19. A very large and cranky dragon is just what I’ve been looking for. – Robert

20. You’re dwelling. Are you poor now? – Edward

21. How do you live in this place? – Edward

22. How desperate you must be to truly do something. – Edward

23. Morgan, you’re the key! – Edward

24. I’m not dead, you merely grazed me! – Edward

25. Oh, I can’t be an evil cat! They eat chipmunks! – Pip

26. Turns out New York wasn’t Giselle’s happily ever after after all. – Pip

27. Life got so busy it felt like a sleeping curse fell on them every night. – Pip

28. I feel superior to all living things. – Pip

29. A little advice. Get a life. She hates you both. – Pip

30. Memories are the most powerful magic of all, I know. – Morgan

31. I’m living the full cliche here. – Morgan

32. Everyone agrees it’s a tragedy. – Morgan

33. I feel like a human get well bouquet. – Morgan

34. I wish I was home with my mom. – Morgan

35. Yes, that was sarcasm. My day sucked. – Morgan

36. She is not my mother. She is my stepmother. – Morgan

37. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who’s the most powerful of them all? – Malvina

38. Once you found where you fit, Monroeville can be whatever you wish. – Malvina

39. Mirror, what kind of magic is this? – Malvina

40. I weave. – Malvina

41. Delusional, but hilarious. – Malvina

42. Isn’t it marvelous when two worlds come together in such harmony? – Malvina

43. They’re just butterflies- idiots! – Malvina

44. You two are the worst. – Malvina

45. Happily ever after is more a concept here than it is a thing. – Nancy

46. We do whimsy very well. – Nancy

47. We have dragons and ogre rebellions. – Nancy

48. She made this town what it is. – Rosaleen

49. I’m not the one she tried to turn into a toad. – Rosaleen

50. That’s wicked. – Rosaleen

51. We said most powerful, not the prettiest. – Ruby

52. Over and over and over and over. And then you die. – Commuter

53. We really did have magic memories here, didn’t we? – Giselle
We did. And we’ll have more. Trust me, if I learned anything from meeting a princess on a billboard, it’s that sometimes you just have to take a leap. – Robert
Let’s start our new life. – Giselle

54. This story begins where the old one left off in the kingdom of New York after ‘happily ever after’. – Pip
After? But there is no after, after ‘happily ever after’. – Chipmunk #1
Yeah. You just get married, then nothing ever happens to you again. – Cipmunk #2
Oh not in this world. Over there, things would never stop happening. – Pip

55. Does anyone in Andalasia just say stuff? – Morgan
Not if we can help it. – Giselle

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