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40 Entertaining Chip And Dale Quotes

Published by Elizabeth Morgan on November 30, 2022

Chip and Dale are brothers who are cute little chipmunks. These Chip and Dale quotes are from Chip ‘n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers.

You may know Chip and Dale from the tv show Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers, or more recently Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, but now they have a movie.

Their movie came out in May 2022. You can watch it on Disney Plus if you haven’t seen it yet. If you’ve already seen it, then you’ll love reading these movie quotes.

The movie characters are voiced by some big people like Andy Samberg, John Mulaney, Seth Rogan, and more.

The movie is about Chip and Dale who have gone their separate ways, but are teaming up again and taking on their Rescue Rangers detective personas to help find a missing cast mate.

The movie mixes cartoon with live action and CGI, which is really interesting and exciting to watch.

These Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers movie quotes cute, sweet, and funny.

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Chip And Dale Quotes

1. I can’t tell, he’s got those Polar Express eyes. – Chip

2. The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all. – Chip

3. Dale forgets his own phone number. How is he gonna break a code? – Chip

4. We’re as much real detectives as the Scooby-Doo gang. – Chip

5. We tell each other everything. – Chip

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6. Of course they’re rapping. They always have to make the cartoons rap. – Chip

7. A message on my landline. I don’t like that. – Chip

8. You’ve told me what you had for lunch for the last 42 days. – Chip

9. To many more seasons of the Rescue Rangers- cheers! – Chip

10. It smells like almond butter and gasoline. – Chip

11. We’re still in it together. – Chip

12. Life is the worst. Which is why you need good insurance. – Chip

13. And leave the top hat and the cane in the car, please. – Chip

14. And leave the top hat and the cane in the car, please. – Chip

15. Sure, I guess some things are worth rebooting. – Chip

16. What’s been up with you? – Dale
You know, this, that, other vague things to fill the space of this conversation. – Chip

17. I’m done being second banana. – Dale

18. That accent actually got me fired from Law and Order. – Dale

19. Hey, it’s no secret I’ve had the CGI surgery done. And it’s done wonders for my career. – Dale

20. Yes, Ugly Sonic. That’s the spirit. – Dale

21. So you’re saying the Rescue Rangers are back! YES! – Dale

22. Rescue Rangers 2.0! – Dale

23. This body is meant to be looked at, not touched. – Dale

24. We were always better together. – Dale

25. It’s called Ugly Sonic: Uglier Crimes. – Ugly Sonic

26. They’ll like me for who I am, not like last time when the internet got one look at my human teeth and burned the place down. – Ugly Sonic

27. They’re laughing at me. You can’t hurt my feelings if I’m in on the joke. – Ugly Sonic

28. Paw Patrol attacked Sgt Henderson. The docs say he may never have kids. – Ellie

29. Last year when Peppa Pig went missing, I made a big mistake. – Ellie

30. Too much cheese, not enough bread. – Sweet Pete

31. Old, bald, sad like a zoo gorilla? – Sweet Pete

32. Whoa. Garfield’s little body can’t take muscles like that. – Captain Putty

33. See, she got injured playing a game of operation. – Captain Putty

34. My love of cheese got the best of me. I just love it so much. – Monterey Jack (aka Monty)

35. The worse the joke, the longer the laugh. – Gadget

36. You Know, It Was Originally Called Aunt-Man… – Paul Rudd

37. You’re gonna arrest me while Jack Skellington’s been embezzling from his own charity for years? – Bob The Dwarf

38. You’re not Donald Duck, put on some pants! – Teacher

39. No more free samples Lester, this isn’t Baskin Robbins. – Bjornson

40. You want a piece of me? Be My Guest. – Lumiere

Which of these Chip ‘n’ Dale Rescue Rangers quotes is your favorite?

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